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Cynical Definitions

Because, seriously, you can never be too cynical.

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P/E ratio pain painting palace
palm palmistry pandemonium pantheism
pantomime paranoid pardon parent
parenthood party passport past
pastime patience patriot patriotism
peace pedestrian pedigree penis
penitent people percussive maintenance perfection
perseverance pessimism pessimist pharmacist
philanthropist philistine philosopher philosophy
photograph phrenology physician physiognomy
piano picture pie piety
pig pillory piracy pirate
pitiful pity plagiarism plagiarize
plague plan platitude platonic
please plot plow plunder
PMS pocket poetry police
politeness political correctness political science politician
politics polygamy portable Portuguese
positive positivism posterity poverty
power pray preaching precedent
predicament predilection preexistence preference
prehistoric prejudice prerogative prescription
present presentable preside presidency
president prevaricator price primate
prison private problem procrastination
programming progress proof property
prophecy proselytize prospect prototype
providential prude psychiatrist psychiatry
publish Punctuality puritanism

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Life, not this web site.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

He maltreats the God's.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

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