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Cynical Definitions

Because, seriously, you can never be too cynical.

Pick the letter that starts the cynical word your are looking for
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P/E ratio pain painting palace
palm palmistry pandemonium pantheism
pantomime paranoid pardon parent
parenthood party passport past
pastime patience patriot patriotism
peace pedestrian pedigree penis
penitent people percussive maintenance perfection
perseverance pessimism pessimist pharmacist
philanthropist philistine philosopher philosophy
photograph phrenology physician physiognomy
piano picture pie piety
pig pillory piracy pirate
pitiful pity plagiarism plagiarize
plague plan platitude platonic
please plot plow plunder
PMS pocket poetry police
politeness political correctness political science politician
politics polygamy portable Portuguese
positive positivism posterity poverty
power pray preaching precedent
predicament predilection preexistence preference
prehistoric prejudice prerogative prescription
present presentable preside presidency
president prevaricator price primate
prison private problem procrastination
programming progress proof property
prophecy proselytize prospect prototype
providential prude psychiatrist psychiatry
publish Punctuality puritanism

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Never trust a lawyer … period.

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If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Life, not this web site.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

He maltreats the God's.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

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