(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  proof

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Cynical Definitions

n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood.

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n. The testimony of two credible liars as opposed to that of only one.

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Cynical Quotations

Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.

— Ashley Montague

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