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n. An optimist with experience. Rate it! |
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n. A person who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. Rate it! |
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I Have a Better One! An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves. — Bill Vaughan Rate it! |
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Nobody kills a great idea faster than a bored pessimist. — Unknown Rate it! |
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Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. — Steven Wright Rate it! |
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The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. — Irving Caesar Rate it! |
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