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n. In law, a legal document or entity in which the lawyer steals from his client. Rate it! |
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n. In business, a corporation designed for performing untrustworthy acts. Rate it! |
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n. The landmine of indecision. Rate it! |
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n. In American politics, a constituency composed mainly of thrifty working men, widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies. Rate it! |
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I Have a Better One! The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action. — Frank Herbert Rate it! |
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Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. — Ron Nesen Rate it! |
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Lawyers make ample use of the word "trust" while instilling in everyone they meet a complete lack thereof. — Guy Smith Rate it! |
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