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n. A popular form of abjection, having an element of pride.

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n. In religion, the process of proclaiming one's lack of worth in order to obtain a worthy status.

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Cynical Quotations

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

— Sir Richard Francis Burton

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

— Unknown

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