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Cynical Definitions

n. The most highly evolved of animals that display the most poorly evolved forms of behavior.

Cynical Quotations

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.

— Woody Allen

Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.

— Miguel de Cervantes

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Actors are the opposite of people.

— Tom Stoppard

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

— Fran Lebowitz

People shouldn't be treated like objects. They aren't that valuable.

— P.J. O'Rourke

To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.

— Friedrich Nietzsche