(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  perfection

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Cynical Definitions

n. An imaginary state of quality distinguished from reality by the sentimentality of the viewer.

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Cynical Quotations

Have no fear of perfection -- you'll never reach it.

— Salvador Dali

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All parents see their children as perfect, at least until the teen years. This delusion is God's system for keeping parents from selling the little vermin off for medical experimentation.

— Guy Smith

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