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Word:  party

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Cynical Definitions

n. In American politics, an article of merchandise purchasable in sets.

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Cynical Quotations

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time. That's why we have two parties.

— Bob Hope

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The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

— Unknown

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