(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  problem

(Send This To Your Cynical Friends)

Share

Share this cynicism with the world (well, at least Facebook)

Cynical Definitions

n. Your name for my issue.

Rate it! | That is Funny | Sad, But True | That is Dumb | I Have a Better One!

Cynical Quotations

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

— Henry Kissinger

Rate it! | That is Funny | Sad, But True | That is Dumb | I Have a Better One!


An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

— Robert A. Humphrey

Rate it! | That is Funny | Sad, But True | That is Dumb | I Have a Better One!


It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.

— Martin Luther King Jr.

Rate it! | That is Funny | Sad, But True | That is Dumb | I Have a Better One!


I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

— Poul Anderson

Rate it! | That is Funny | Sad, But True | That is Dumb | I Have a Better One!


No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

— Charles M. Schulz

Rate it! | That is Funny | Sad, But True | That is Dumb | I Have a Better One!