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Word:  Punctuality

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Cynical Definitions

adj. The virtue of the bored.

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Cynical Quotations

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

— E. V. Lucas

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

— Franklin P. Jones

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