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Cynical Definitions

Because, seriously, you can never be too cynical.

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Sabbath sacrament sacred sacrifice
saint salamander San Francisco Satan
satiety satire satirist satyr
sauce saw scandal scepter
school science scrapbook scribbler
scriptures secret seine self-employed
self-esteem self-evident selfish senate
serial seriousness sex sheriff
shotgun wedding shyster sin siren
skeleton slang sleep software
sorcery soul spurt statistician
statistics stock split story stubbornness
stupidity subversive success suffrage
suicide superstition sycophant syllogism
synonym

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

He maltreats the God's.

Life, not this web site.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

We know you can read … buy this book!

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

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