We value you, despite all the nasty things your friends and family say behind your back.

As such, we value your privacy and only covet your personal information so we can annoy you via email.

That said, here are some disclaimers:

• PLUGINS: We use 3rd party plugins that we have no insight or control over. They may or may not have code that looks into our newsletter subscription file.
• ADS: To make a buck (well, $1.37 a year to be precise) we run ads from Google and maybe from other sources. They may or may not …
• COOKIES: Use cookies to track you down like an escaped felon. Not anything we can control, and if we could, we would damn sure make more than $1.37 a year. Those plugins mentioned above might also use cookies, but we don’t bother to check.
• PERSONAL DATA: Our only collection of your personal data is in our “Daily Does” email feeds. None of this data is (knowingly) shared with anyone, for any reason.