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Cynical Definitions

Because, seriously, you can never be too cynical.

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nation neighbor nepotism neurosis
news nirvana noise nominate
nominee nonsense normal nose
notoriety novel

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Life, not this web site.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

He maltreats the God's.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

We know you can read … buy this book!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

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