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If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Life, not this web site.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

He maltreats the God's.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

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