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Murphyism: Suggest a law to help navigate this temporary condition called life

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Life, not this web site.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

He maltreats the God's.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

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