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We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Life, not this web site.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

He maltreats the God's.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

We know you can read … buy this book!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

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