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Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

He maltreats the God's.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Life, not this web site.

We know you can read … buy this book!

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

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