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Osborn’s Law

Variables aren’t and neither are constants.

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He maltreats the God's.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

We know you can read … buy this book!

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Life, not this web site.

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

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