n. Your bitter half.
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
— Benjamin Franklin
Man and wife make one fool.
— Ben Jonson
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
— Helen Rowland
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
— Groucho Marx
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
— King David
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
— Sigmund Freud