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Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

He maltreats the God's.

We know you can read … buy this book!

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Life, not this web site.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

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