philosopher
n. A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Cynical Quotations
There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.
— William James
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
— Socrates
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