n. The primary organ that controls all human male higher mental functions, from emotions, to social interactions, to thermonuclear warfare.


Cynical Quotations

Man is living proof that God has a sense humor – he gave him two heads and only enough blood to think with one at a time.

— Robin Williams


Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

— Adrienne E. Gusoff