parent
n. A job that mainly involves being yelled at by tiny idiots.
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Cynical Quotations
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
— Ogden Nash
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
— Robert Orben
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