n. A lawyer who has secured his retainer.
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.
— Claud Cockburn
It is always the best policy to speak the truth – unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.
— Jerome K. Jerome
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
— Will Rogers
We often hope that our elected officials are lying to us, because the alternative is that they really are the rank imbeciles that they appear to be.
— William Ferraiolo