n. A lady subjected to so many miscarriages that her virtue is in doubt.
n. A commodity, usually adulterated, that the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes, and personal service.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
— Johnny Carson
A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.
— Adam Clayton Powell Jr.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
— Groucho Marx
If my fellow citizens want to go to hell, I will help them. That is my job.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.