husband
n. What remains of a lover after the nerve has been removed.
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n. One who having dined, is charged with the cleaning of the plates.
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Cynical Quotations
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.
— Evan Esar
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One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
— Benjamin Franklin
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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.
— Cindy Gardner
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American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.
— W. Somerset Maugham
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