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n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.

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Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Life, not this web site.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

He maltreats the God's.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

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