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Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

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Life, not this web site.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

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Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

He maltreats the God's.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

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