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circumcision

n. Premature male lobotomy.

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Did we mention that we like Mencken … a lot.

Never trust a lawyer … period.

From the sire of the original Devil's Dictionary.

Take your cynicism with you everywhere!

He maltreats the God's.

If you can't be cynical, be insulting. It's a cheaper but simpler version.

Mencken, an opiate for the masses.

Mencken was a God who didn't believe in God.

Short stuff compared to the Cynical Web Site, but you should buy the book anyway.

Never trust a surgeon that says 'ooops'.

Buy The Damn Book (we need the cash)!

Martyrdom: the last refuge from the world.

If you really cared, you would buy this book. Guess you are too cynical to care.

If you don't think you are prejudice, you are wrong. Buy this book and deprogram yourself.

We have been to the Buncombe carnival. It's called Washington.

Life, not this web site.

Love = Original Cynicism. Study now, live happy.

We're glutton's for cynical insights.

If marriage doesn't make you cynical … just wait for the children.

We know you can read … buy this book!

Quoting other cynical people it a great way to appear cynical yourself!

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