n. A person who works hard to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
— Gor Vidal
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
— H.L. Mencken
Some celebrities do well to die young.
— William Ferraiolo