n. Marital gluttony, which carries the heaviest of penalties – multiple wives.
n. Double trouble.
There is mathematical proof that women are evil.
Women = Time X Money
Time = Money
. . . thus
Women = Money X Money, or Money2
Now, we all know that Money is the Root of all Evil, so . . .
Women = Square root of Evil Squared, or SQRT(Evil2)
Women = Evil