beauty
n. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
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Cynical Quotations
There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me.
— John Erskine
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
— Unknown
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
— Unknown
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Beauty is only sin deep.
— Saki
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A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
— Mark Twain
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I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
— Shelley Winters
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