n. A prototype human, incapable of feeling, thought or civil behavior, notable for their ability to generate extreme examples of the same traits in adults.
A soiled baby, with a neglected nose, cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
— Mark Twain
All babies look like homicidal poached eggs.
— P.G. Wodehouse
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
— Ronald Reagan
We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
— Leo J. Burke