age
n. That period in life where we overindulge in those vices we still cherish, and revile those we no longer have the strength to commit.
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Cynical Quotations
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
— Tom Stoppard
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Don't complain about growing old – many people don't have that privilege.
— Earl Warren
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
— Unknown
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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
— Unknown
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
— E. Joseph Crossman
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
— Woody Allen
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
— Doris Day
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We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.
— Don Delillo
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