v. The art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.


Cynical Quotations

Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.

— Katharine Hepburn


God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

— Garrison Keillor