acting
v. The art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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Cynical Quotations
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.
— Katharine Hepburn
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God writes a lot of comedy. The trouble is he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
— Garrison Keillor
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