accordion
n. A musical instrument in harmony (accord) with the sentiments of an assassin.
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Cynical Quotations
No one can ever again be taken seriously after having played an accordion in public.
— Charles Gilbert
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.
— Unknown
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