• On a date
  • With his wife
  • Has a better looking and wealthier friend in tow."/>
  • On a date
  • With his wife
  • Has a better looking and wealthier friend in tow.">
     

    		   

    (a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)
     
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      Beifeld's Law of Attraction

    The probability of meeting a desirable, available and receptive female increases geometrically if the male is:

    1. On a date
    2. With his wife
    3. Has a better looking and wealthier friend in tow.

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