(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  world

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Cynical Definitions

n. A tragedy to people that feel, a comedy to people that think.

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Cynical Quotations

I think the world is run by 'C' students.

— Al McGuire

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If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

— Paul Beatty

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The world is round; it has no point.

— Adrienne E. Gusoff

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

— Frank Zappa

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The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful.

— Frederick Locker-Lampson

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All the world's a cage.

— Jeanne Phillips

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All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.

— Sean O'Casey

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The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

— Bill Nye

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