(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  resign

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Cynical Definitions

tr. In politics, a skillful tactic for avoiding impeachment, prosecution, tar, and feathers.

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tr. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

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tr. To renounce an honor for an advantage.

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