(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  reality

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Cynical Definitions

n. The dream of a mad philosopher.

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n. That which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

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n. Something to rise above.

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n. The nucleus of a vacuum.

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Cynical Quotations

Punching your fist on a concrete wall gains you deep insight into the true nature of the universe.

— Unknown

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Why watch reality TV in a TV based reality?

— RayB

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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.

— Jules de Gaultier

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

— Albert Einstein

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Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

— Jane Wagner

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

— Lily Tomlin

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