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Word:  gravity

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Cynical Definitions

n. The tendency of all bodies to approach one another with a strength proportion to the quantity of matter they contain. The point of proof being that the skull of any politician or Hollywood star produces no gravity.

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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

— Wernher von Braun

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