(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  friendship

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Cynical Definitions

n. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

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Cynical Quotations

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

— Unknown

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