Cynical
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Cynical Definitions

n. A disease incurred by exposure to the prosperity.

n. An acquaintance who has not screwed you ... yet.

Cynical Quotations

Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.

— Franklin P. Jones

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "Damn, that was fun!"

— Unknown

A true friend will stab you in the front.

— Oscar Wilde

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

— Thomas Jones

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

— Spike Milligan

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.

— William Blake

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

— Unknown

You never know exactly how many friends you have until you own a house at the beach.

— Unknown

A friend in need is a pest in deed.

— Anonymous