(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  fashion

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Cynical Definitions

n. Something that goes in one year and out the other.

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n. A despot whom the populace ridicules and obeys.

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Cynical Quotations

What a man most enjoys about a woman's clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.

— Brendan Francis

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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.

— Elsa Schiaparelli

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It's always the badly dressed people who are the most interesting.

— Jean Paul Gaultier

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

— George Bernard Shaw

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

— Oscar Wilde

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