Cynical
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Cynical Definitions

n. The suspect of misfortune, unless it is the misfortune of our enemies.

Cynical Quotations

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches keep begging for more?

— Unknown

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study Hard. Be evil.

— Unknown

The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord has not created money enough.

— Heinrich Heine

If you believe there is good in everybody, then you haven't met everybody.

— Unknown

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.

— Blaise Pascal

With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

— Steven Weinberg

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

— H.L. Mencken

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

— Mae West

Self decpeption is the root of all evil.

— Unknown