(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  eloquence

(Send This To Your Cynical Friends)
Share

Share this cynicism with the world (well, at least Facebook)

Cynical Definitions

n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.

Rate it! | That is Funny | Sad, But True | That is Dumb | I Have a Better One!

Cynical Quotations

The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.

— Louis Vermeil

Rate it! | That is Funny | Sad, But True | That is Dumb | I Have a Better One!