(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  economy

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Cynical Definitions

n. The aggregate of all theft within a country (hence the larger the government, the greater the economy).

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n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

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Cynical Quotations

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.

— Lee Iacocca

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The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.

— From the movie "Bliss"

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