conscience

n. What hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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n. An inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.

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n. What makes a boy tell his parents before his sister can.

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Cynical Quotations

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

— Steven Wright

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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

— Doug Larson

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