(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

Word:  adult

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Cynical Definitions

n. A person who realizes all politicians are childish.

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n. A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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Cynical Quotations

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.

— P. J. O'Rourke

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