(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

     
     

 

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Cynical Definitions

n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage.

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Cynical Quotations

From women this ancient faith [of the great God Stomach] commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister at the altar in a half-hearted and ineffective way, but true reverence for the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had a free hand in the world's marketing the race would become graminivorous.

— Ambrose Bierce

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