(a.k.a The Devil's Dictionary, New Millennia Edition)

      
     

 

Word:  San Francisco

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Cynical Definitions

n. Hollywood pretending to be New York.

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Cynical Quotations

I was married once -- in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.

— W.C. Fields

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